No hymns will be sung.
No records will be played on the radio.
iPods will be left at home.
Rock bands will not rock.
Conductors will not take the podium.
Decks will not spin.
The needle will not drop.
The piano lid will not be lifted.
Films will have no soundtracks.
Milkmen will not whistle.
Choirboys will shutter their mouths.
Recording studios will not roll.
MCs will not pass the mic.
Brass band practice will be postponed.
The strings will not serenade.
Plectrums will not pluck.
Record shops will be closed all day.
You will not take part in any sort of music making or listening whatsoever.
What will happen?
The answer is...